It's Sunbathe O'Clock!

I've discovered something fabulous about the top room in our house. At this time of year, between three and four o'clock in the afternoon, one can lie down on the carpet and sunbathe completely nude with the windows wide open. There is no one overlooking so this can be done in complete privacy. Also the time is perfect as lunch will be fully digested by three, reducing any fears of contracting cramp.

Unfortunately I gave up sunbathing eleven months when I realised sun cream had gone up 70% since I first used it in the 70s, but at least I can use it as a unique selling point when we move:

THREE BEDROOM COTTAGE WITH ORIGINAL FEATURES AND SECLUDED FULL BODY LENGTH INDOOR SUNBATHING SPOT, BETWEEN 3PM AND 4PM IN LATE MAY/EARLY JUNE.