Urinal Protest

In the court of Excessive Lavatorial Humour, I'm guilty as charged your honour. Most of us are. It's funny to us because it's based on the hidden away stuff. Hidden, unless of course you are a man amongst other men in urinals. Why are men forced together to urinate? Here's a protest verse I penned on the 17.15 London Paddington train:

I freeze at urinals 

when I'm beside you
why the hell is it men have no privacy
unless they want to poo?