"Och aye, it's Jason here, but, ooh da noo, you would know that cuz you called me on my mobile so who else could it be laddie?"
"Scottish Jason?"
"Aye."
"You free today?"
"Is Billy Connolly the pope? Does Haggis shit in the woods? Aye. Of course I'm free."
"Great. How would you feel about a day walking around Oxfordshire countryside, stopping at every opportunity to meticulously pick wild food - nettles, dandelion leaves, that kind of thing - with the intention of using them for a feast later, only to decide on our return that getting fish'n'chips is less hassle and chuck everything we've gathered down a ditch?"
"Aye. Sounds bonny. I'll bring the ketchup."
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| Tastier than doc leaves |
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