He's A Celebrity We Are Safe Here

One wonderful thing about famous people is that you don't need to worry about them attacking you. In the presence of a complete stranger, let's say walking towards you on a remote country path, you can never be totally sure that they won't lunge at you with a crowbar. But say, for instance, you recognise the approaching man as being Michael Winner you can totally relax.

He will not harm you. He's far too high profile so if he did you wouldn't even need to do a photo fit for the Rozzers. You would just tell them to watch 'Michael Winner's Dining Stars' and go for the main guy.