Halloween Be Thy Name

There were a few bonfire parties going on tonight but I didn't make it out to any of them. Last night, I was visited by trick-or-treaters; a woman and her three small children. They had taken me completely by surprise – I had nothing in – so other than offer them Oxo cubes or some Fennel tea, I had to plump for 'trick'.

Trust my luck it happened to be David Blaine's wife and kids. I'm just hoping they let me out of whatever I'm trapped in at some stage in the not too distant future.