Icke (page) Turner

An hour to kill in Oxford: that'll be a trip to Waterstones then and a good, long browse through David Icke's books. I've recently got into David in a kind of 'intrigued observer' way. I'm not for or against his views but we do both support Leicester City, so I suppose that makes us kindred spirits of sorts. 

I have to say though, 'David, sort your book cover designs out'. Naive typography, cliched iconography and Day-Glo New Age graphics. You're not going to appeal to the ignorant masses with these visual monstrosities.

Moving on to a lighter read, I stumbled across a book called The Little Book of Thunks. Basically, a compendium of beguiling questions that have no real answer. It tempted me but the £8.99 price was 99 pence out of my weekly book budget. Instead, I decided to make my own Thunks up:
Q: Why isn't egg a type of meat?
Q: If a polar bear, Zorro and The Holy Ghost had a fight who would win?
Q: Are brushes really daft?
Q: If David Icke is right, do we get a refund?

David, sort it out, David, David, sort it out