Post Lunch Fatigue Syndrome - A Remedy!

I have a great tip for when you've just finished a pub Sunday lunch and the friend you're with says 'Oooh, I wish they had beds in here. I could just do with a lie down now'.

Hurry them into a car and drive them down the Botley Road to Dreams Superstore. Once there lead them to a really comfy bed and tell them to lie down on it and have a doze. YOU ARE ALLOWED TO THIS. It is acceptable. Even if you do drop off the staff will leave you to it. And there will be no charge afterwards. It's a free lie down. Your friend will forever be thankful.