Winter Solstice Sacrifice

I celebrated the shortest day of the year by baking biscuits. Unfortunately the biscuits burnt as I became engrossed in a documentary about a man who swore he could 'see it coming' in Only Fools and Horses when Del Boy fell over at the bar, AND when the other chandelier fell from the ceiling. Fortunately I could palm the burnt biscuits off as offerings to the gods. Paganism truly is the religion for easily distracted cooks.