Don't Believe Everything You Read

It's the local beer festival tomorrow. I thought about not drinking beer for a few days before it. I read in Men's Health, or whatever it was, that you should have two consecutive days off booze every week. But sod that. Surely it is more healthy for Men to drink steadily throughout the week rather than suddenly shocking the system by stopping and starting again. The 'system' won't know where it stands. Common sense surely? Last time I read Men's Health, or whatever it was, I tell thee.