Despite this major setback I have decided to 'carry on regardless' (starring Sid James and Alan Titmarsh) and germinate my seeds as usual. Perhaps by taking this positive approach I will be rewarded by fate dealing me a new allotment in the coming months. An administrative error, pushing me to the top of the waiting list, over Dorothy Taylor-Baxter and Barry Academis.
If not, I could just give my seedlings away to human beings with garden space or, even better, plant them out on public land - a kind of vegetable terrorism. Fuck the system, I'm gonna plant this anyway. Watch your backs next time you're on Nine Acre's Park - there may well be an explosion of lamb's lettuce leaves when you least expect it.
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