Friday, March 16, 2012

The Museum Of British Hangovers

London 2012AD. An afternoon at the British Museum for two British gentlemen, myself and Mr King. We spend the entire time ambling aimlessly around statues and mummies like two zombies. Idea for a great film! 

Mummies Versus Zombies, starring Matt Dillon, Britt Ekland and that actor with the face, who played Sherlock on the iPlayer. Maybe a cameo role for Larry Blackmon, the lead singer from Cameo. It will be an almighty battle but the Mummies will ultimately be victorious, winning 10-8 on penalties.

Despite our hangovers, myself and Mr King have our own personal missions here. I'm looking for a mummy-themed greeting card to send to my mother as a hilarious Mothers Day Card, and Mr King wants to see two girls walking round, hand in hand. He says you always see girls holding hands in museums.

We fail in both our tasks but, on the bright side, I've now got a cracking screenplay to write.


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