Weightwatcher Fridays

For the first time in my life I weigh more than my father.

Now, there are two possible conclusions to this statement.

Conclusion 1 – Turn it into a gag 
'He only weighs his oranges but I've started weighing all my fruit and veg.'

Conclusion 2 – Have a serious thought 
I need to think about my diet (cut down on the Tikka Pathias, Co-op tiffin, ale juice etc...) and start taking much more vigorous exercise on a regular basis.

Needless to say I opted for Conclusion 1.