In Praise of Halloumi

It squeaks
It tastes a bit of meat
HALLOUMI HALLOUMI HALLOUMI
(chanted in an aggressive football meat head kind of way whilst pointing)

Slice it, grill it
Fritter it, pitta it
HALLOUMI HALLOUMI HALLOUMI

With olive oil, chilli & lemon
I must have fried and gone to heaven
HALLOUMI HALLOUMI HALLOUMI

Barbecued or in a stew
There's nowt Halloumi cannot do
(apart from perhaps as an after dinner cheese with biscuits)
HALLOUMI HALLOUMI HALLOUMI