MOLEY LIVES IN A HOUSE
So goes a piece of Graffiti on a prefab shed thing beside the tracks as you leave Oxford station heading towards Long Hanborough, Charlbury, Kingham, Moreton-in-Marsh, Honeybourne, Evesham, Pershore, Worcester Shrub Hill, Worcester Foregate Street, Malvern Link, Great Malvern, Ledbury and Hereford.
Maybe it was written by a mole trying to embarrass a fellow mole because he was living in a human dwelling. Thing is, if he was a mole, why would fellow moles call him Moley? We don't call our fellow human beings, Human Beingy or Manny and Womanny. Therefore 'Moley' must be human and either:
a) looks like a mole
b) has the surname Mole
c) has a face full of moles
d) be very similar in personality to the Sue Townsend character Adrian Mole
e) be practically blind and pointy faced with big burrowing paddles for hands
f) be extremely fond of holes
This does however pose the question, if he is human then why make a point that he lives in a human dwelling? Most human beings live in human dwellings. Why is this graffiti worthy? We wouldn't attack our enemies or try to ridicule our friends by painting on a wall 'Shaun eats tomatoes' or 'Terry Pontack wears blue jeans'.
It really is quite a perplexing piece of public 'outing'.
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